halfandahalf:

sometimes I wonder why pokemon bothers having caves

has anyone ever entered a cave in pokemon and thought ‘yes, this is the best part of the game. this is everything i have ever wanted’.

the answer is no.

no one has ever thought that.

“Over all the millennia, only you have ever loved me, Thor. Only you have ever looked at me with affection in place of condescension. Why, then, am I killing you, and not the others? Because you stopped.”

apohermion:

Anyone else think of this?

Oh I was right there with you haha

sickasmysecrets:

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

3rd gif is your reaction to your ability/power:

Apparently I’m annoyed…

7th gif is when you tell the public your identity:

Well this isn’t going well so far…

12th gif is when you meet Nick Fury:

So true.

15th gif when you agree to work with SHIELD:

Impossible

25th gif is your reaction to meeting the other Avengers:

Yeah this is pretty darn accurate

29th gif is you finding out about Asgard:

What…do I think it’s adorable or something?

34th gif is you during training:

Yawn?

40th gif is when you learn about Loki:

ACCURATE.

47th gif is when you are fighting in the city:

Not sure if I’m fan-girling over myself or the other Avengers…

53rd gif is when you win:

Winning is impossible in a war? 

“I just can’t think of anything to get Tony …”

It’s official. Brave is a movie about a highly fictional version of me lol 

hornyhawkeye:

Just Tom being as adorable as ever.

So adorable <33 Cannot handle! 

st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

widowmaker:

 #SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT#NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE #’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND#AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD